Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The only thing worse than being talked about...

It's nice to know that Fortress hasn't been forgotten. Both the Tories and the UKIP staffers are still intrigued as to the identity of your host, our sources tell us. In fact, in the last few days, certain Tories have been naming their prime suspects.

Fortress learns from recent discussions in the canteen that Mike Wood - now a Conservative candidate for Assembly elections in Wales - and James Holtum, the erstwhile press guru, are top of the hit list.
Nope, it's not them...

Also accused were Emma McClarkin, long-time Assistant to Roger Helmer MEP, Keith Newman, the new Assistant for Chris Heaton-Harris MEP, Emma Greenow, fellow Welsh Assembly candidate, and UKIP press officer Gawain Towler.
Wrong again...

But it's nice that we're making an impression.

Fortress EU

9 Comments:

Anonymous Olly Kaye said...

Hmm, interesting combination - Emma Greenow in collusion with Gawain Towler. My wager for who is in cahoots is on James, Gawain and Mike.

September 01, 2006 10:03 am  
Anonymous Emily Catwright said...

Why wasn't my name mentioned? I want to be a suspect!

September 01, 2006 11:37 am  
Anonymous Olly Kaye (aka the blogger's housemate) said...

I think it is Emily. She is double bluffing.

September 01, 2006 2:06 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 on Newman. Hes slippery he is.

September 01, 2006 7:02 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually make that a fiver

September 01, 2006 7:04 pm  
Anonymous Keith said...

Anonymous, you big girl, identify yourself! I still think it's Holtum - he couldn't stop talking about it on Sunday...

September 04, 2006 12:08 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I shall only reveal my identity when Fortress EU does. Anyway, all bloggers are as slippery as the floor of a Third World maternity ward.

September 04, 2006 9:43 pm  
Anonymous Emily Cartwright said...

Who has been posting comments in my name?!?!? Reveal yourself! It's unfair to use someone else's name.

For the record: I was in the UK for a family funeral when these were posted.

Oh and if you really have to use someone's identity, please spell their name correctly.....

September 18, 2006 10:01 am  
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